Uncanny X-Men #542
This review can be found in its original format here.
Uncanny X-Men #542 is the third issue of Kieron Gillen’s current run on the series. It is tied in to Marvel’s Fear Itself meta-plot. I’m much too poor to read every book Marvel puts out, so I don’t have the whole picture of what Fear Itself is about. Fear not! Using context clues, I’ve deduced that a mysterious baddie has put seven Thor-like hammers about the place. The hammers make powerful guys more powerful. Fear feeds that power.
Guess who has one and is making a bee-line for X-Men HQ?
Obtaining Superhuman Abilities; Things You Should Know. #1
Hello, Mundane Human.
Everyday life can be a pain in the ass. It involves waking up and getting out of bed; often before noon! Other inconveniences can include chores (if you’re a teenager), housework (if you live alone), or chores (if you’re married). The list goes on and on and on and so on.
Sometimes, it’s easy to get overwhelmed. It’s okay to feel like that. I used to, but not any more! I became superhuman. I took control of my destiny and now, with this guide, YOU CAN BE FULLY INFORMED! So, if you’re looking for the must-know information regarding obtaining superpowers, read on. If not, why did you read past the title? It wasn’t a ruse.
