Obtaining Superhuman Abilities; Things You Should Know. #1
Hello, Mundane Human.
Everyday life can be a pain in the ass. It involves waking up and getting out of bed; often before noon! Other inconveniences can include chores (if you’re a teenager), housework (if you live alone), or chores (if you’re married). The list goes on and on and on and so on.
Sometimes, it’s easy to get overwhelmed. It’s okay to feel like that. I used to, but not any more! I became superhuman. I took control of my destiny and now, with this guide, YOU CAN BE FULLY INFORMED! So, if you’re looking for the must-know information regarding obtaining superpowers, read on. If not, why did you read past the title? It wasn’t a ruse.
Going to Uni? Here’s what I wished I knew.
Your high school life is finally at an end and now you get to go out there and… Wait, what? More education? You crazy? Well, at least you can get drunk this time around.
In all seriousness, it’s a good thing you’ve decided to continue with education; I applaud you.
Before I continue, let me clarify something. I am not exactly a university success story, by which I mean I’m in the same place now I could have been if I didn’t go to University in the first instance. Let me tell you something though, the experience of going through uni was invaluable to me. I grew, I changed, the audience wept at the dramatic conclusion as a really old guy tapped me on the head with an old bunnet. After it all, I felt wise. Take a look at this picture and describe the guy in one word.
