Through The Shattered Veil Of Self and Imposed Torment, a poem.

I have seen the blackest pits beyond oblivion and there is naught but hopeless abandon. I know what it is to look into the eyes of Madness.

Through the veil that separates our realm of existence from what lies beyond, I fell.

There was a creature there, a horror, that seared my mind with its image. I became its thrall. A subservient shell.

I allowed it to bend my will with the chilling touch of torment and I was content in this.

No longer. I became as solid as rock, I became as destructive as water, I became the Earth and I had fury.

I looked at the horror and uttered, “watch that dead biscuit.” It looked, and I was free.

Catherine.

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My dearest,

I did a terrible thing. It was earlier in the week, you were at a friend’s house; I was a little tipsy and lonely. I know alcohol isn’t an excuse but I keep coming back to it. I keep saying it to myself, “it was the alcohol… the alcohol… the alcohol…” I know I just need to admit it to myself as much as I need to come clean to you, so here goes.

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Uncanny X-Men #542

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Uncanny X-Men #542 is the third issue of Kieron Gillen’s current run on the series. It is tied in to Marvel’s Fear Itself meta-plot. I’m much too poor to read every book Marvel puts out, so I don’t have the whole picture of what Fear Itself is about. Fear not! Using context clues, I’ve deduced that a mysterious baddie has put seven Thor-like hammers about the place. The hammers make powerful guys more powerful. Fear feeds that power.

Guess who has one and is making a bee-line for X-Men HQ?

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I’m writing reviews now.

I’ve started writing for a website. That’s right, someone besides myself is foolish enough to put my words on their website. What is the website? That’ll be The Phantom Zone. I’m going to keep a log of my reviews here. I figure it’ll be easier should I ever have the need to construct a portfolio.

It’s like death, but final.

ArtistJake and The Alcoholics
TitleFinal Death
AlbumThe Rise and Faun
These are my friends looking silly.

These are my friends looking silly.

What do you call a letter describing a prisoner’s situation?
Context.
— Me.

I Am Not A Number.

Allow me to share with you a very brief, but very true, story…

The other night there, I went for a social drink with some people I met via supporting the local hockey team. It was grand. Drinking games were played, plans were hatched and chat was had.

Something happened to me though. It’s not something I talk about that openly, but I need to now. Otherwise, the story wouldn’t have a point.

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If you leave me in a room with a pen and post-its, things like this will happen.

If you leave me in a room with a pen and post-its, things like this will happen.

Obtaining Superhuman Abilities; Things You Should Know. #1

Hello, Mundane Human.

Everyday life can be a pain in the ass. It involves waking up and getting out of bed; often before noon! Other inconveniences can include chores (if you’re a teenager), housework (if you live alone), or chores (if you’re married). The list goes on and on and on and so on.

Sometimes, it’s easy to get overwhelmed. It’s okay to feel like that. I used to, but not any more! I became superhuman. I took control of my destiny and now, with this guide, YOU CAN BE FULLY INFORMED!  So, if you’re looking for the must-know information regarding obtaining superpowers, read on. If not, why did you read past the title? It wasn’t a ruse.

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